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Lyrics:
it's so true
it's so true is a cassette released in 1998. It
comprises ten
tracks. Seven of the tracks are featured on Survival of the Prettiest.
One is an listed track that is different on each copy of the tape.
Two are not found anywhere else. Below are links to all the songs
on it's so true. The links to songs that are also found
on Survival of the Prettiest will take you to the appropriate
lyrics on the Survival of the Prettiest page (you will
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3. Life
Sucks
In my fantasy hot chicks would not light up
every time I walk up
In my fantasy drinking two beer would not
throw me to the floor
In my fantasy every time I ride the bus
I would not have to stand
In my fantasy I could write a better song than this
I'm constipated I feel like crap, my brother's always blaring
rap
If coffee hasn't got me wired partying has got me tired
I missed the bus I'm late for class and now a jock's gonna kick
my ass
At least I know the sky won't fall today
At least I know everything's in the right place
Life sucks... but ya gotta love it
In my fantasy every cool chick that I meet
would not be gay
In my fantasy shopping malls would have
a slow lane
In my fantasy the radio would play
songs that don't suck
In my fantasy everyone would love
the word "fuck"
All the girls have got boyfriends, my hair is riddled with split
ends
My shirt has shrunk it does not fit, I spilled my beer and smell
like shit
My walkman batteries just died, she said she'd meet me but she
lied
At least I know the sky won't fall today
At least I know everything's in the right place
Life sucks... but ya gotta love it
In my fantasy if a girl liked me
she would let me know
(if ya like my body and ya think I'm sexy)
In my fantasy I would not always
be horny
(if ya like my body and ya think I'm sexy)
In my fantasy cops would bust white trash
and not hemp heads
In my fantasy I would be as sexy
as Tom Jones
I'm constipated I feel like crap, my brother's always blaring
rap
If coffee hasn't got me wired partying has got me tired
I missed the bus I'm late for class and now a jock's gonna kick
my ass
All the girls have got boyfriends, my hair is riddled with split
ends
My shirt has shrunk it does not fit, I spilled my beer and smell
like shit
My walkman batteries just died, she said she'd meet me but she
lied
At least I know the sky won't fall today
At least I know everything's in the right place
Life sucks... but ya gotta love it
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8. Girl
of my Dreams
I am so very attracted to you
'Cuz you are not totally psycho
That really turns me on
I like how you don't get fully wasted
And torture my cat and call it Satan
That really turns me on
And it's kinda cool how you
Can get along with normal people
I really dig how you
Shower more than once a month
Using words with more than one syllable
And being able to use the toilet
These are the things that turn me on
Not running me over with your car
Not slaughtering livestock
Not being in love with the Backstreet Boys
Not thinking I am Chewbacca
These are the things that turn me on
It's kinda neat how you
Don't call your parents mommy and daddy
I'm really into how you
Are not fanatically religious
You are the girls of my dreams
I like how you don't like to hurt me
And how you don't burn books and crosses
You are the girl of my dreams
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